The Many Looks of Cyndi Lauper

What a remarkable story, Lauper made it on sheer outrageousness. Dare to be differant, how far do you go? With a voice that would curdle milk and a presence of colouring book coloured by a blind kid, its amazing that was accepted as cool or pop culture.
Maybe it wasnt all a choice for her, could have been genetic, after all what to you expect from the spawn of a clown and a sasquatch.
To save anxiety and trauma on the world she should have stopped after doing the theme for "Pee Wee's Playhouse" we didnt have to look at her then.

This is Bob Barker, reminding you to spay and neuter your clowns and sasquatch's

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